the school shoe situation

At the start of the year Mum bought me these Clarks school shoes, which at the time, I didn't really mind. But as soon as I tried them on I realised looked like Bigfoot and Oh my Gosh how could I ever wear these to high school. So I got out my old school shoes, that were three years old, and cracked in half with the stuffing falling out, but made my feet look smaller. And I wore them for about half a year. Mum groaned every time I stepped out of the house and several times I have tried to have a nice conversation and the whole time this person would be staring at my boganish shoes in utter horror. And I know for a fact my LAN teacher, Ms Schowey, did not like them one bit.
Eventually Mum told me that I had to wear my polished, put together Bigfoot shoes or she would disown me as a child. The first day I had to wear them coincidentally my fairy Gramother called. I explained the horrific situation I was in and she offered to buy me some new ones. (HALLELUJAH)