disturbing ensemble of the week.

Ahhh, the school swimming carnival.
Or, at my school, the only event of the year where you can cross dress.

DISTURBING ENSEMBLE HEAVEN!
i was so very torn between all of these amazing ensembles, but if i had to choose one, a lime green mankini with a red cape and some very j-lo glasses would be my pick.

So much disturbing, so little time.

i'm off to save the world with my witty comments and amazing taste. xx

disturbing ensemble of the week.

In order to inject some fun (by fun i mean reading about others' perils) into this blog I have decided to include a section called Disturbing Ensemble of the Week. It is where I take the most disturbing looks and post about them.

This week it goes to, without a doubt, This Girl I Saw At The Movies.
She looked about nineish,
and she was wearing:
A VERY classy symetrically shredded black jersey dress, with, a built-in white what SHOULD be a singlet but seemed to be streched down over her tocus to create a very nice disturbing dress.
WITH, a very FAKE, FAKE, fake, oh the pain! Chanel handbag.
AND a pair of thongs. (or flip-flops, if you're American).

so, there you have it folks. more next week. xx

full stop.

well, i will not bore you with talk on blogging politics, or talk of any such. I am talking about VALENTINES DAY. yes, the day when people express thier romantic feelings for each other in the public eye, or something along those lines.

SO, for this special occasion, we went out for breakfast at this very snazzy restaraunt that i would like to work at one day, and it was fun. AND, I colour-coordinated! how cool? right?

I wore my really cool trelise cooper skirt, that makes me look all cute, and a black singlet, and some other things that I can't be bothered to say.


RIP ALEXANDER MCQUEEN.

My favourite things.

1. ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
2. tavi gevinson.
3. toadstools.
4. pepto bismol tablets.
5. teen vogue.
6. noodles in a cup.

xx.